Name that title

I got an e-mail and thought it was humourous so I thought I would post it.

I have always loved Country Western Music (for a little while that is) and one of the most creative things about it are the lyrics and titles of the songs. Not sure there is any music genre that is so full of clever play on words, funny thoughts and just plain dumb titles as Country Western Music.

Here are some titles of real songs. I may have thrown in a fake one or two. Can you tell me which ones are not real? Unfortunately, most of them are about a breakup, a broken marriage and stuff like that, but I have to say some of them are funny although inane to say the least. Have no idea what the music to them is like, but it is probably just as bad as the titles.

Dad

* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 

* Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 

* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 

* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure
we got an even deal.

* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 

* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 

* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 

* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft 

* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat 

* If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me

* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

* Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

* At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

* Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain

* I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

* I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

* I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back
to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

* I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to
Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

* I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)

* I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart.

* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

* You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life